1 00:00:25,042 --> 00:00:26,084 Oh, hi. 2 00:00:27,292 --> 00:00:30,292 This is not your grandma's Bambi. 3 00:00:31,084 --> 00:00:34,459 In fact, this isn't a Bambi story at all. 4 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,167 Sure, there's deer in it, 5 00:00:38,417 --> 00:00:40,251 and other woodland creatures. 6 00:00:41,293 --> 00:00:45,376 But this is a story about something much scarier, 7 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,335 even scarier 8 00:00:47,501 --> 00:00:49,460 than the part in the cartoon 9 00:00:49,626 --> 00:00:52,085 where they kill Bambi's mom. 10 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:55,668 This is a story about a bampire. 11 00:01:06,002 --> 00:01:07,461 Come on, you gotta keep up. 12 00:01:11,961 --> 00:01:12,877 Come on. 13 00:01:13,044 --> 00:01:14,086 Lorraine. 14 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:18,337 I am going to die out here. 15 00:01:18,503 --> 00:01:20,503 I swear, it's just a little bit further. 16 00:01:22,545 --> 00:01:23,628 Are you sure? 17 00:01:23,837 --> 00:01:24,878 Yeah. 18 00:01:25,337 --> 00:01:26,378 Have a little faith. 19 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:45,754 "Beware"? 20 00:02:12,881 --> 00:02:14,423 They're home! You idiot. 21 00:02:26,507 --> 00:02:27,799 It's just the TV. 22 00:02:28,174 --> 00:02:29,466 They leave it on all night. 23 00:02:31,132 --> 00:02:32,924 Yeah. It's 3 a.m... 24 00:02:33,966 --> 00:02:37,007 We are so good. 25 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:19,385 Relax. 26 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:22,260 Enjoy yourself. 27 00:03:45,178 --> 00:03:46,470 Can you imagine... 28 00:03:47,386 --> 00:03:49,511 having one of these in your own backyard? 29 00:03:50,428 --> 00:03:51,429 No. 30 00:03:52,471 --> 00:03:54,846 I bet they barely even use it. 31 00:03:55,846 --> 00:03:58,221 Hmm. 32 00:04:01,054 --> 00:04:02,762 You're gonna have to put it in my mouth. 33 00:04:04,304 --> 00:04:05,637 I have no hands. 34 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:11,055 Now, that is what I like to hear. 35 00:04:11,638 --> 00:04:12,847 Shut up. 36 00:04:44,599 --> 00:04:46,015 No! 37 00:04:49,515 --> 00:04:52,307 See, bampires suck. 38 00:04:52,974 --> 00:04:54,765 I should know. I've been dealing with them 39 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:56,557 pretty much my entire life, 40 00:04:57,224 --> 00:04:59,765 but this isn't the beginning of our story. 41 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:02,850 Let me take you back to a happier time, 42 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:07,141 the year was 1998. 43 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,564 Chug-chug-chug-chug. Chug-chug-chug-chug. 44 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:55,189 Chug-chug-chug-chug. Chug-chug-chug-chug. 45 00:06:56,689 --> 00:06:58,272 Choo-choo! 46 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,566 I have your papers here, graded, if you'd like to review them. 47 00:07:31,941 --> 00:07:32,941 Hurry up! 48 00:07:33,108 --> 00:07:35,149 Okay, okay. Chill. 49 00:07:40,859 --> 00:07:44,859 Oh, Nonda, I was very impressed with your work... 50 00:07:46,109 --> 00:07:47,400 ...as always. 51 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,192 Let me know if there's extra credit. 52 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,109 You got a 90%. 53 00:07:52,484 --> 00:07:54,360 I know, so close. 54 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,193 Oh, Daniel, you got a moment? 55 00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:01,485 I might recommend you take this home. 56 00:08:02,526 --> 00:08:04,776 - I'm good. - -There's more to this world 57 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:05,985 than filming it. 58 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,068 You could understand it, study it. 59 00:08:08,693 --> 00:08:10,110 With the, uh, scientific method? 60 00:08:10,276 --> 00:08:11,444 Of course. 61 00:08:11,652 --> 00:08:13,652 Which the first step is to observe. 62 00:08:13,819 --> 00:08:15,486 Filming something is different than 63 00:08:15,652 --> 00:08:17,611 scientific observation, Daniel. 64 00:08:18,986 --> 00:08:20,027 Is it, though? 65 00:08:27,069 --> 00:08:28,987 Soccer tryouts today at four. 66 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,238 So, I know that you have all been thinking 67 00:08:52,404 --> 00:08:54,571 about your final film project since 68 00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:55,863 first semester, 69 00:08:56,321 --> 00:08:57,779 and I know 70 00:08:57,946 --> 00:08:59,821 that I have been withholding. 71 00:09:01,196 --> 00:09:02,613 This ends today. 72 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:08,655 This program has an emphasis on the storytelling side 73 00:09:08,822 --> 00:09:10,655 of scientific journalism. 74 00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:13,239 That said, 75 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:17,030 I expect a 10-minute visual documentary on the subject 76 00:09:17,197 --> 00:09:18,697 of your choice. 77 00:09:20,072 --> 00:09:21,323 No words, 78 00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:24,365 just a new perspective. 79 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,198 A unique point of view. 80 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:30,490 Any questions? 81 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,699 Oh, my gosh. 82 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,492 Branson? 83 00:10:01,742 --> 00:10:02,783 Hey. 84 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,033 How was work? 85 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,075 Great, uh... 86 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:07,950 Still there, just leaving. 87 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:09,950 You ready? 88 00:10:10,158 --> 00:10:12,492 Yeah, yeah, I just got out. 89 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:14,284 Are you sure you're not gonna be late? 90 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:15,826 Because I could just call Dana. 91 00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,076 Not that late. 92 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,868 I'll see you soon... 93 00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:21,868 ...ish. 94 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,535 Ladies and gentlemen, 95 00:10:31,744 --> 00:10:34,327 please welcome to the stage 96 00:10:34,494 --> 00:10:37,577 the incomparable Bambi! 97 00:10:46,327 --> 00:10:49,620 Okay, I already told you this is not a Bambi story. 98 00:10:49,786 --> 00:10:51,203 So, while Leroy here 99 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,495 watches this nice, young lady dance, 100 00:10:53,661 --> 00:10:55,328 let me tell you a few things I've learned 101 00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:57,161 about bampires over the years. 102 00:10:57,578 --> 00:10:59,536 Basically, a bampire is a shapeshifter. 103 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:02,703 They can look like a deer, well, a deer with fangs. 104 00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:06,204 They can look like a human being, just like you or me, 105 00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:09,787 or they can look like something else, something in between. 106 00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:13,787 They're fast, faster than you think, and strong as hell. 107 00:11:14,329 --> 00:11:16,371 So if you're not careful, you might lose an arm 108 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:19,371 or a leg or even your head if the mood strikes them. 109 00:11:20,329 --> 00:11:23,080 Now, you're probably wondering why I call them bampires. 110 00:11:23,497 --> 00:11:26,663 You see, as a kid, I loved the movie Bambi, 111 00:11:27,163 --> 00:11:28,205 and these things have fangs 112 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:29,330 like vampires. 113 00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:30,913 So, "bampire." 114 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:33,872 Bottom line, it's a fucking monster. 115 00:11:43,831 --> 00:11:45,123 Asshole. 116 00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:59,249 You're an hour late, dumbass. 117 00:11:59,957 --> 00:12:01,332 I gotta give my girl a ride. 118 00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:03,374 The fun kind? 119 00:12:05,499 --> 00:12:06,540 Sorry, man. 120 00:12:12,707 --> 00:12:14,624 See ya, Leroy. 121 00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:17,166 Go fuck yourself, Branson. 122 00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:24,583 - Hello? - Hey. 123 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,916 I think Branson's flaking. 124 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,708 Are you free now? 125 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,458 Wait. Did you just get out of class? 126 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,167 No. Shut up. 127 00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:35,792 Uh-huh. Professor Fatcock keep you late? 128 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,084 Oh, my God. I never should have told you that. 129 00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:39,792 "I don't know. Like, 12?" 130 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,792 Have you seen a ruler? 131 00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,959 Hey, maybe it was his pants or something, okay? 132 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:45,626 It's not like I would ever... 133 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:49,960 - Gotta go. Bye. Just because it's big doesn't mean it works. 134 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,377 Hey, babe. Uh, I got stuck 135 00:12:58,543 --> 00:13:02,085 behind a ambulance, and-- and then I was held up. 136 00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:03,293 At gunpoint? 137 00:13:03,835 --> 00:13:04,877 No. 138 00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:12,044 And you know I hate it when you-- ugh, 139 00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:14,086 smoke and drive. 140 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,003 Ah, geez, Nonda. 141 00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:18,294 It's like you... 142 00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,836 Ah! Shit! 143 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:24,712 Branson! 144 00:13:35,545 --> 00:13:37,837 Dear Chuck, it's been a while, hasn't it? 145 00:13:38,462 --> 00:13:39,712 But I hope you're doing well. 146 00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:41,337 How's that wife of yours? 147 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,088 Me and the boys, we're doing fine. 148 00:13:44,588 --> 00:13:46,380 You won't believe how big Tanner's got. 149 00:13:46,838 --> 00:13:49,005 And he's grown into a fine marksman. 150 00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:52,171 Just as good with that bow as he is with a rifle. 151 00:13:52,671 --> 00:13:55,505 And Nathan turned into quite the little buck, too. 152 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,422 I mean, he had this run-in with a baby bear the other day. 153 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,089 He wasn't even scared. 154 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:03,297 Poor thing was probably more scared of him. 155 00:14:03,714 --> 00:14:07,131 Anyway, I thought you might find these photos interesting. 156 00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:09,214 We were out hunting last week, 157 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,964 and we came across this cave right in our 158 00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:13,672 own backyard. 159 00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:16,172 It had the strangest markings on the wall. 160 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:19,257 Some kind of deer with fangs. 161 00:14:19,715 --> 00:14:21,465 I thought maybe you could come out here 162 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:23,382 and take a look for yourself. 163 00:14:24,048 --> 00:14:26,007 You were always into that kind of stuff. 164 00:14:26,673 --> 00:14:28,507 Sure would be great to catch up. 165 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,632 Stanley. 166 00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,050 Where you headed? 167 00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:08,635 I keep seeing all these young people out here. 168 00:15:09,093 --> 00:15:10,801 It's getting worse and worse. 169 00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:14,301 Any idea where they're coming from? 170 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,051 You mean the ones leaving all this shit around? 171 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:29,427 My guess is they're from the community college 172 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:30,969 over in Jefferson. 173 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:32,761 Headed that direction if you want a lift? 174 00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:39,886 You know... 175 00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:41,844 if you're into conservation, 176 00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:44,345 you really need to talk to this teacher I had. 177 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,220 Professor Charlie. 178 00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:49,803 That guy's a bit of a nut, but I tell you what, 179 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:53,345 he knew everything about nature. 180 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,470 Really set me on the right path. 181 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:11,638 Hello. 182 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,679 I'm looking for Professor Charlie? 183 00:16:14,596 --> 00:16:15,596 Well, that's me. 184 00:16:15,763 --> 00:16:16,804 Your name, dear? 185 00:16:17,429 --> 00:16:18,472 Amy. 186 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,597 So, Amy, are you a science major? 187 00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:24,430 -Oh, yes. -And I trust 188 00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:27,055 you've completed all the level 100 classes? 189 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,805 100 classes? 190 00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:31,930 Well, the prerequisites. 191 00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:35,848 Which of the sciences are you most interested in? 192 00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:38,473 The great outdoors. 193 00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:40,348 Then I've got just the thing. 194 00:16:45,015 --> 00:16:48,598 Now, as your professor, it's my job to encourage... 195 00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,766 ...and inspire my students. 196 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,349 Oh, Amy, could you get the lights, please? 197 00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:01,599 The lights? 198 00:17:02,057 --> 00:17:03,099 Sorry. 199 00:17:13,975 --> 00:17:15,767 We've been granted the opportunity to explore 200 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,933 this cave system firsthand. 201 00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:19,725 What is this? 202 00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:22,683 Discovered on privately-owned land, 203 00:17:23,183 --> 00:17:25,308 this cave may contain one of the oldest 204 00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:28,018 known paintings in Northwestern America. 205 00:17:28,684 --> 00:17:30,226 Now, as you can see, 206 00:17:30,393 --> 00:17:32,226 they've rendered the unmistakable image 207 00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,643 of a rare fanged-deer species 208 00:17:34,851 --> 00:17:37,934 thought only to populate this latitude across the seas. 209 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,768 The musk deer. 210 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,851 Woah. Bambi's got bite. 211 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:45,102 Bambi? 212 00:17:45,602 --> 00:17:47,519 More like deeracula. 213 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,977 So you're hunting them? 214 00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:54,269 No, no. A friend has given us permission 215 00:17:54,435 --> 00:17:56,435 to fully document this image, 216 00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:58,394 as well as any evidence 217 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,977 of the unprecedented existence of the creature 218 00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:02,395 in the Cascades. 219 00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,228 Now, this will be a full weekend field trip. 220 00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:08,770 Oh, I know, I know. 221 00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:11,395 Every one of you is not a budding anthropologist. 222 00:18:12,228 --> 00:18:14,228 But this is the history of your backyard, 223 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,020 and this wall may contain one 224 00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:17,686 of your first discoveries. 225 00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,854 Plus, there's many extra credit points. 226 00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,063 Are you a student? 227 00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:50,688 Hey! 228 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,063 Why you got that? 229 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:55,106 It looks interesting. 230 00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:58,106 A whole weekend in the forest with that guy? 231 00:18:58,273 --> 00:18:59,189 To prove a hypothesis. 232 00:18:59,356 --> 00:19:01,148 Yeah, to prove something. 233 00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:02,648 What's that supposed to mean? 234 00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:05,523 You can't make me jealous. 235 00:19:05,939 --> 00:19:06,939 He's married. 236 00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,439 He's got a fat cock. 237 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,231 -How did you-- -Dana. 238 00:19:10,606 --> 00:19:12,482 Okay, I don't think she likes me. 239 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:15,065 Oh, my God. 240 00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,440 See, you're embarrassed. 241 00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:19,357 -Screw you, Branson. -Oh, what? 242 00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:20,774 You just admitted it. 243 00:19:22,815 --> 00:19:25,357 Can I be your plus one? 244 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,524 You don't even go to college. 245 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:28,732 Nonda. 246 00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:30,275 Come on. 247 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,441 I wanna go with you. 248 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:33,941 Seriously. 249 00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:37,858 Please? 250 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,066 Whatever. 251 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,817 What the fuck kind of deer is this? 252 00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:27,111 Hey, can we drink on this thing? 253 00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:29,986 Well, not inside this thing, 254 00:20:30,153 --> 00:20:32,653 but all whom are of age, help yourselves 255 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:34,444 once we bed down for the evening. 256 00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:36,611 I myself find it impossible to sleep 257 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,487 without a bit of the tonic under these conditions. 258 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:42,029 - Conditions? - -I trust you all brought the 259 00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,404 recommended equipment? 260 00:20:43,779 --> 00:20:45,570 -Of course. -Was there, like, a list? 261 00:20:46,237 --> 00:20:47,570 A long one. 262 00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:48,945 Did you bring a tent? 263 00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:50,279 Sleeping bag? 264 00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:52,612 -No. -Then what's in your bag? 265 00:20:52,779 --> 00:20:54,195 Gear. 266 00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:57,030 For cameras only? 267 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:01,113 Hey, what even needs to be filmed, fucking... 268 00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:02,905 ...rocks? 269 00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,196 Who knows? 270 00:21:05,571 --> 00:21:06,863 That's the spirit, Daniel. 271 00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:09,821 Who knows what discoveries the forest can hold? 272 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,113 If the musk deer did inhabit this region, 273 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,489 whatever drove them out? 274 00:21:13,822 --> 00:21:15,156 Perhaps a disease? 275 00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:18,739 Accidental decimation due to gluttonous human ideology? 276 00:21:19,031 --> 00:21:20,072 A festivus hunt? 277 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,781 Like a witch hunt? 278 00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:24,489 No, not really. I... 279 00:21:24,656 --> 00:21:25,822 Like in Salem? 280 00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:27,531 Well, I-- I don't think that's... 281 00:21:27,697 --> 00:21:28,947 We just read about that. 282 00:21:29,864 --> 00:21:31,032 Those were not real witches. 283 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,323 What if it was a race war? 284 00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:37,073 Deer versus... man? 285 00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,115 Not just any deer. 286 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,115 Musk deer, they're called. 287 00:21:44,032 --> 00:21:45,490 But as I said, finding them at all 288 00:21:45,657 --> 00:21:47,407 on this continent would be... 289 00:21:48,032 --> 00:21:49,241 ...quite notable. 290 00:21:50,324 --> 00:21:51,991 Quite notable indeed. 291 00:22:11,325 --> 00:22:12,367 Oh. 292 00:22:13,617 --> 00:22:15,367 Stan! 293 00:22:17,992 --> 00:22:20,325 My leg wasn't asleep, I'd run over there and-- 294 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,535 Is this Tanner? My word, 295 00:22:24,701 --> 00:22:26,576 you've grown into a man in my absence. 296 00:22:26,743 --> 00:22:27,910 Uncle Chuck. 297 00:22:28,076 --> 00:22:29,326 That is what you call me. 298 00:22:29,535 --> 00:22:30,993 Uh-- and this, your newest recruit? 299 00:22:31,243 --> 00:22:32,326 Nathan, is it? 300 00:22:32,493 --> 00:22:33,618 I don't believe we've met. 301 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,201 I don't believe we have. 302 00:22:35,368 --> 00:22:36,785 Hey, that's me. 303 00:22:36,993 --> 00:22:38,785 Yeah, I think I was seven, eight years old. 304 00:22:38,951 --> 00:22:40,160 I can't quite remember. 305 00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:41,827 I guess it doesn't matter now. 306 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,577 There's nobody left to care. 307 00:22:43,994 --> 00:22:46,036 Can I drink yet? 308 00:22:46,202 --> 00:22:47,827 There'll be plenty of time for libations 309 00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:49,619 and war stories around the campfire 310 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,619 this evening. Until then, everyone, 311 00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:54,077 grab your backpacks and make use of the last toilet 312 00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:55,161 we'll see this weekend. 313 00:22:55,327 --> 00:22:56,369 What? 314 00:22:59,495 --> 00:23:00,537 So good to see you. 315 00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:16,496 Hey. 316 00:23:19,288 --> 00:23:20,329 Hey. 317 00:23:25,121 --> 00:23:26,913 So, are you-- 318 00:23:27,829 --> 00:23:29,829 Geez. Are you liking it out here so far? 319 00:23:29,996 --> 00:23:31,038 Yeah-- 320 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,080 You ain't got another bathroom? 321 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,455 I'm gonna... 322 00:23:40,622 --> 00:23:41,664 - Yeah. - Yeah. 323 00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:47,372 Branson... 324 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,625 And that was it. 325 00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:36,958 That was the last time most of them 326 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:40,083 would ever get to use a real bathroom. 327 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,918 Now, I don't want to skip too far ahead in the story, 328 00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:46,501 but if you're wondering if things are gonna go south for 329 00:24:46,668 --> 00:24:48,376 Uncle Chuck and his students... 330 00:24:49,168 --> 00:24:50,293 well... 331 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:52,459 let me just ask you this... 332 00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:54,793 Does a bear shit in the woods? 333 00:25:06,294 --> 00:25:08,669 Squatch-man! 334 00:25:09,835 --> 00:25:11,169 Put that shit down. 335 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,377 Don't be teaching my boy your disrespect. 336 00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:14,627 I... 337 00:25:15,419 --> 00:25:16,460 Geez. 338 00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:19,795 Hey, Professor, check this out. 339 00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:25,878 Hmm. 340 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:29,211 My, my. Big canines. 341 00:25:29,753 --> 00:25:30,795 Very big. 342 00:25:32,295 --> 00:25:33,961 Obviously a bear skull. 343 00:25:34,921 --> 00:25:37,921 But... where's the rest of it? 344 00:25:55,297 --> 00:25:56,963 That's a nice haul you got there, bud. 345 00:25:58,463 --> 00:26:02,297 Can someone help me... with the tents? 346 00:26:11,631 --> 00:26:13,256 -What are those? -Hmm? 347 00:26:13,423 --> 00:26:15,548 Oh, these are trail cameras. 348 00:26:15,756 --> 00:26:17,673 Of course you'd be interested. 349 00:26:18,214 --> 00:26:19,881 The, uh, science department wasn't making 350 00:26:20,048 --> 00:26:21,131 use of them, so I thought they could 351 00:26:21,298 --> 00:26:22,339 be our second eyes. 352 00:26:24,756 --> 00:26:25,839 How do they work? 353 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:30,299 Oh, well, the photo's taken when the infrared beam's broken. 354 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:34,049 So if anything crosses our path, we'll have a photo record. 355 00:26:35,382 --> 00:26:37,382 You're, uh-- you're setting them up tonight? 356 00:26:37,549 --> 00:26:39,257 We have mere days, Daniel. 357 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,757 Oh, I know, it may seem like an eternity. 358 00:26:42,299 --> 00:26:45,341 But oftentimes great discoveries take a surmounting effort. 359 00:26:47,216 --> 00:26:48,300 Well, you want some help? 360 00:26:48,966 --> 00:26:50,883 Do you know the look of a game trail? 361 00:26:51,383 --> 00:26:52,425 The look of the what? 362 00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:54,008 Well, then we'll travel together 363 00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:55,466 and share the load between us. 364 00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:57,091 Get your empty bag there, will you? 365 00:27:17,301 --> 00:27:18,302 Can you help? 366 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,218 I'm sorry, I've never seen a tent like that before. 367 00:27:23,052 --> 00:27:24,093 I'm useless. 368 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,968 So where are you sleeping? 369 00:27:27,218 --> 00:27:28,260 It's all in there. 370 00:27:31,135 --> 00:27:32,427 You camp a lot then? 371 00:27:32,927 --> 00:27:34,218 Every night, if I can. 372 00:27:35,468 --> 00:27:37,094 So why not just live out here? 373 00:27:38,719 --> 00:27:39,969 We all do, don't we? 374 00:27:51,761 --> 00:27:54,012 The load'll get lighter as we go along. 375 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,012 Taking off? 376 00:27:56,262 --> 00:27:57,554 Oh, we'll be back by dark. 377 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,595 Well, make sure you are. 378 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,387 Confirmed bear activity in the area. 379 00:28:02,804 --> 00:28:03,970 You've mentioned, Stanley. 380 00:28:04,137 --> 00:28:05,387 We'll be exceedingly careful. 381 00:28:05,554 --> 00:28:07,304 Okay. 382 00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:31,639 No, don't take my-- Okay. 383 00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:27,857 Where the fuck did you go? 384 00:31:43,025 --> 00:31:44,192 Oh... 385 00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:47,608 Sweet. 386 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:09,776 It cold? 387 00:32:13,526 --> 00:32:14,944 Too cold for you. 388 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:18,735 You want these? 389 00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:20,694 'Cause I could-- 390 00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:25,735 Amy? 391 00:32:28,569 --> 00:32:29,569 Amy! 392 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:36,278 Fuck this shit. 393 00:32:48,111 --> 00:32:49,154 All right. 394 00:32:49,404 --> 00:32:50,529 We're off to bed. 395 00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:53,904 Sweet dreams, my most dearest friend. 396 00:32:54,404 --> 00:32:55,404 Careful. 397 00:32:55,571 --> 00:32:57,112 He's a sap when he drinks. 398 00:33:00,737 --> 00:33:01,779 Well... 399 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:10,530 I was once like you. 400 00:33:11,613 --> 00:33:12,947 Good student. 401 00:33:13,905 --> 00:33:15,447 A researcher to my core. 402 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:18,363 A good husband. 403 00:33:19,738 --> 00:33:20,780 Well... 404 00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:23,072 ...so I thought. 405 00:33:30,906 --> 00:33:32,156 It's a hard metric. 406 00:33:32,323 --> 00:33:33,448 The love of a woman. 407 00:33:34,573 --> 00:33:36,906 Far too many variables to account for. 408 00:33:40,699 --> 00:33:42,032 I gotta whiz. 409 00:33:43,615 --> 00:33:44,657 Carefully now. 410 00:34:26,951 --> 00:34:27,992 Amy? 411 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,285 Are you okay? 412 00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:41,618 Have you seen Amy? 413 00:34:42,493 --> 00:34:43,535 No. 414 00:34:47,743 --> 00:34:48,785 Branson! 415 00:35:10,787 --> 00:35:12,495 Ah! Stupid! 416 00:35:12,662 --> 00:35:14,537 Fucking stupid! 417 00:35:16,995 --> 00:35:18,037 Fuck! 418 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,537 You're going the wrong way. 419 00:35:26,246 --> 00:35:27,705 Dude. 420 00:35:30,955 --> 00:35:32,580 What's in those roots? 421 00:35:41,121 --> 00:35:42,664 Hey, what the shit is this? 422 00:35:43,247 --> 00:35:45,122 I was waiting for you, jackass! 423 00:35:45,289 --> 00:35:46,664 Where the fuck were you two? 424 00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:48,372 I was swimming. 425 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,997 I got lost. 426 00:35:51,914 --> 00:35:53,206 I'm sorry, okay? I-- 427 00:35:54,164 --> 00:35:55,331 Are you bleeding? 428 00:35:57,706 --> 00:35:59,247 Let's just go to bed. 429 00:36:01,373 --> 00:36:02,415 Good night. 430 00:36:04,123 --> 00:36:05,165 Good night. 431 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,373 What happened? 432 00:36:09,415 --> 00:36:10,498 I got lost. 433 00:36:11,498 --> 00:36:13,207 You're all, like, bloody and weird. 434 00:36:13,457 --> 00:36:14,957 Nonda... 435 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:24,874 Nonda? 436 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,416 What are you doing? 437 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,374 It's my assigned meal. 438 00:36:30,999 --> 00:36:32,416 There were assigned meals? 439 00:36:33,249 --> 00:36:34,166 I brought extra. 440 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,500 In case anybody forgot. 441 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,292 Plus Branson's. 442 00:36:38,084 --> 00:36:39,750 Is that pan cast iron? 443 00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:43,084 Your packet must have weighed 50 pounds. 444 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,500 You'll thank me later. 445 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:49,209 Pancakes in the woods. 446 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,292 My everlasting thanks. 447 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,126 And the blackberries. 448 00:36:55,876 --> 00:36:56,876 It was nothing. 449 00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:01,085 They're the best part. 450 00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:07,960 Are you sure you don't want a pancake? 451 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,336 No, thank you. 452 00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:28,087 Alright. 453 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:31,920 I gotta get little buck back to school. 454 00:37:33,337 --> 00:37:34,337 Travel safe. 455 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,003 Tanner's got old faithful. 456 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:39,462 Can reach anywhere in these mountains. 457 00:37:40,003 --> 00:37:42,003 If you need anything, you just give a holler. 458 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:43,503 Yes, we will. It's been an honor, 459 00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:44,713 my brother-in-arms. 460 00:37:47,088 --> 00:37:48,754 Oh, that reminds me, Daniel. 461 00:37:49,088 --> 00:37:50,879 We'll need to check on those cameras. 462 00:37:51,504 --> 00:37:52,879 Uh, yeah, totally. 463 00:37:53,213 --> 00:37:55,088 This time, you'll take the southern cameras. 464 00:37:55,254 --> 00:37:56,296 I'll head north. 465 00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:01,755 Okay, so... 466 00:38:01,922 --> 00:38:03,714 If you go that way... 467 00:38:04,672 --> 00:38:06,380 And then we go... 468 00:38:09,297 --> 00:38:10,422 Yeah. 469 00:38:12,589 --> 00:38:16,172 And upon our return... we'll away to the caves. 470 00:38:28,381 --> 00:38:30,256 You're really good with that. 471 00:38:31,465 --> 00:38:32,756 Deadly. 472 00:38:35,798 --> 00:38:36,882 Did you teach yourself? 473 00:38:37,799 --> 00:38:38,841 My family... 474 00:38:39,924 --> 00:38:40,966 they were... 475 00:38:42,466 --> 00:38:44,007 ...survivalists. 476 00:38:45,549 --> 00:38:46,632 What happened to them? 477 00:38:48,424 --> 00:38:50,007 They were all murdered. 478 00:38:50,174 --> 00:38:51,299 Oh... 479 00:38:54,717 --> 00:38:55,758 Time for lunch. 480 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,260 Well, I suppose one or two is to be expected. 481 00:39:52,886 --> 00:39:53,928 Oh, shit. 482 00:39:55,053 --> 00:39:56,428 I think this is broken. 483 00:39:57,845 --> 00:40:00,053 Yeah. Yeah, this one too, maybe. 484 00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:01,928 Fuck, serious? 485 00:40:04,137 --> 00:40:05,471 I don't know. You check. 486 00:40:07,262 --> 00:40:08,429 Yeah, it's hard to tell. 487 00:40:10,387 --> 00:40:11,887 Let's just take it back to camp. 488 00:40:23,305 --> 00:40:25,847 Bang! Bang! Bang! 489 00:40:26,222 --> 00:40:28,597 Thank you, Leroy. 490 00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:32,430 What the fuck? 491 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:33,680 Uh... 492 00:40:34,888 --> 00:40:36,472 Why did you even bring that thing? 493 00:40:39,098 --> 00:40:40,139 Protection. 494 00:40:42,764 --> 00:40:44,598 Have you ever been camping? 495 00:40:47,473 --> 00:40:49,931 Just don't let anyone see. 496 00:41:01,099 --> 00:41:02,140 Branson. 497 00:41:12,057 --> 00:41:13,100 Huh. 498 00:41:24,391 --> 00:41:25,558 Now, if the wind... 499 00:41:26,516 --> 00:41:30,142 ...normally gusts from the northwest to the southeast. 500 00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:37,601 But the sun always sets in the west. 501 00:41:41,851 --> 00:41:43,267 Then this must be north. 502 00:41:45,101 --> 00:41:46,934 And I must be very, very lost. 503 00:41:50,935 --> 00:41:52,310 It seems like... 504 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:53,977 I know. 505 00:41:58,268 --> 00:41:59,685 Maybe Chuck will do better. 506 00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:04,435 Who's in charge of lunch? 507 00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:06,811 You. And you're making instant noodles. 508 00:42:08,686 --> 00:42:11,019 Just boil the water. 509 00:42:14,728 --> 00:42:16,478 Is Charlie back yet? 510 00:42:16,894 --> 00:42:17,936 Don't see him. 511 00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:19,561 Helpful. 512 00:42:21,019 --> 00:42:22,979 Hey, my job is noodles... 513 00:42:23,729 --> 00:42:25,604 not finding your boyfriend. 514 00:42:26,187 --> 00:42:27,979 He is not my boyfriend, okay? 515 00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:31,187 You're not even my boyfriend, so just shut up about boyfriends. 516 00:42:35,812 --> 00:42:36,937 I, uh-- 517 00:42:37,104 --> 00:42:38,770 I guess I'll go find Uncle Chuck. 518 00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:42,146 Yeah, why don't I help? 519 00:42:58,064 --> 00:42:59,522 I don't understand! 520 00:43:01,856 --> 00:43:03,147 These new game trails? 521 00:43:07,022 --> 00:43:09,231 How, in the space of one evening? 522 00:43:13,314 --> 00:43:15,857 Every sodding deer, west of the-- 523 00:43:23,982 --> 00:43:28,607 He's a slutty, shorts eating, jerkface. 524 00:43:31,273 --> 00:43:34,358 Have you told him the, uh, depth of your feelings? 525 00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:37,691 Yeah, but I'm not exactly awesome at it. 526 00:43:38,691 --> 00:43:41,149 Besides, we're not even dating. 527 00:43:42,274 --> 00:43:43,316 Do you want to be? 528 00:43:43,691 --> 00:43:44,691 As if! 529 00:43:45,316 --> 00:43:46,774 He's so-- Ugh! 530 00:43:47,108 --> 00:43:48,608 'Cause it'd be okay if you did. 531 00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:50,692 Thanks, Dad. 532 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:53,025 But for your information, this isn't some type of 533 00:43:53,192 --> 00:43:55,442 sad, boy-meets-girl, I-can-change-him... 534 00:43:55,609 --> 00:43:57,859 No, Nonda, Nonda. I just mean, 535 00:43:58,067 --> 00:43:59,150 even if he's a jerk... 536 00:44:00,317 --> 00:44:01,859 ...it's okay if you want to date him. 537 00:44:03,025 --> 00:44:04,442 -But-- -Not that you do, 538 00:44:04,650 --> 00:44:07,318 you know, but... if you did. 539 00:44:15,401 --> 00:44:17,151 I thought you were good at this. 540 00:44:17,818 --> 00:44:18,901 I am good at this. 541 00:44:19,943 --> 00:44:21,276 And we would've come across him by now 542 00:44:21,443 --> 00:44:22,610 if he hadn't veered off. 543 00:44:24,819 --> 00:44:26,402 Could be making loops. 544 00:44:27,902 --> 00:44:28,944 Fine. 545 00:44:29,152 --> 00:44:30,486 Then let's just wait here. 546 00:44:39,402 --> 00:44:40,611 So... 547 00:44:41,403 --> 00:44:42,653 ...you and Nonda? 548 00:44:45,987 --> 00:44:47,070 Yup. 549 00:44:49,903 --> 00:44:50,945 Do you date much? 550 00:44:54,778 --> 00:44:55,820 No. 551 00:44:56,112 --> 00:44:57,528 Waiting till marriage? 552 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:00,738 The right person, I guess, but... 553 00:45:01,779 --> 00:45:03,571 ...that seems less and less likely. 554 00:45:07,488 --> 00:45:08,863 Nonda's that type. 555 00:45:11,029 --> 00:45:12,071 The waiting till? 556 00:45:12,696 --> 00:45:13,654 The... 557 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:16,530 ...right person... 558 00:45:18,739 --> 00:45:19,780 ...type. 559 00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:24,072 Then you're a lucky guy. 560 00:45:26,655 --> 00:45:27,864 Look, I'ma head back. 561 00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,572 You coming? 562 00:45:33,281 --> 00:45:34,865 I'm gonna take another loop back 563 00:45:35,031 --> 00:45:37,240 in the other direction and see if I can cut him off. 564 00:45:55,824 --> 00:45:56,991 You didn't find him. 565 00:45:57,366 --> 00:45:59,074 Tanner's still looking. 566 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:02,657 -Hey, I'm sorry about-- -I need a bath. 567 00:46:03,074 --> 00:46:04,116 Where's Amy? 568 00:46:04,866 --> 00:46:07,908 -Why do you need-- -I said, I need a bath. 569 00:46:09,117 --> 00:46:10,158 Okay. 570 00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:12,950 Geez. 571 00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:15,533 Hey, Branson, I'll come too. 572 00:46:44,452 --> 00:46:45,827 How's the water? 573 00:46:46,244 --> 00:46:47,910 It's fucking cold! 574 00:47:00,745 --> 00:47:02,911 How does it see from so far away? 575 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:04,870 It's so small. 576 00:47:06,411 --> 00:47:07,453 Well, the lens. 577 00:47:08,786 --> 00:47:11,828 It magnifies the subject so I don't have to disturb anything. 578 00:47:13,745 --> 00:47:14,953 I love it. 579 00:47:17,537 --> 00:47:18,829 Yeah, me too. 580 00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:21,579 I'm coming out. 581 00:47:21,746 --> 00:47:23,246 Don't look. 582 00:47:33,162 --> 00:47:34,204 Amy? 583 00:47:34,997 --> 00:47:35,913 Danny? 584 00:47:38,413 --> 00:47:40,330 You fucks! 585 00:47:46,288 --> 00:47:49,872 What these fucking kids didn't understand 586 00:47:50,372 --> 00:47:53,081 is that this wasn't a game. 587 00:47:53,664 --> 00:47:55,164 Not like in the movies. 588 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:59,623 The woods didn't care about their relationship problems. 589 00:48:00,373 --> 00:48:01,831 These woods were hungry. 590 00:48:02,831 --> 00:48:04,956 They were gonna eat them alive. 591 00:48:05,664 --> 00:48:06,706 Literally. 592 00:49:04,085 --> 00:49:06,377 Help! 593 00:49:06,793 --> 00:49:08,960 Help me! 594 00:49:26,378 --> 00:49:28,378 Oh, you've done it this time, Chuck. 595 00:49:29,753 --> 00:49:31,669 You... 596 00:49:33,336 --> 00:49:35,336 Help! 597 00:50:21,922 --> 00:50:23,214 Crawl, you maggot. 598 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,048 "Where's Branson" is becoming my new catchphrase. 599 00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:45,590 Do you think he's lost again? 600 00:50:47,674 --> 00:50:49,008 Help me find him. 601 00:50:50,424 --> 00:50:52,258 He said he didn't want us to look. 602 00:50:53,924 --> 00:50:54,966 Danny? 603 00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:56,591 Take your compass. 604 00:50:59,466 --> 00:51:00,924 He's too east. 605 00:51:03,258 --> 00:51:04,300 Oh, my god... 606 00:51:07,925 --> 00:51:09,384 Is she why you're here? 607 00:51:11,342 --> 00:51:13,425 Actually, I'm seeking a new perspective. 608 00:51:14,550 --> 00:51:16,592 I figured I wouldn't get it being in the same places 609 00:51:16,759 --> 00:51:18,842 with the same people day after day. 610 00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:23,010 Everything's different out here. 611 00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:25,926 Every day it's colder. 612 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:28,676 The sun sets earlier. 613 00:51:29,801 --> 00:51:30,843 Things are changing. 614 00:51:31,926 --> 00:51:32,968 Constantly. 615 00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:36,968 Might seem like it all happens at once, but... 616 00:51:38,511 --> 00:51:39,969 ...not to those who are watching. 617 00:52:00,887 --> 00:52:02,178 Branson! 618 00:52:16,513 --> 00:52:18,346 Branson, I fucking see you. 619 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:21,929 It's not what it looks like. 620 00:52:22,179 --> 00:52:24,846 -What does it even look like? -Do you have... pants? 621 00:52:25,513 --> 00:52:26,471 On? 622 00:52:26,638 --> 00:52:27,888 Um. 623 00:52:29,429 --> 00:52:30,722 Never mind. 624 00:52:31,055 --> 00:52:32,097 Branson! 625 00:52:34,847 --> 00:52:35,889 Oh, come on. 626 00:52:36,555 --> 00:52:37,555 Admit it. 627 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:40,597 You wanna hunt the great white snake. 628 00:52:40,764 --> 00:52:42,514 Oh, my God. Stop. 629 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,097 No. 630 00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:45,305 Ah! 631 00:52:47,514 --> 00:52:48,515 You're crazy! 632 00:53:07,724 --> 00:53:08,724 Help me! 633 00:53:10,974 --> 00:53:12,849 - He corrals. - Ah, geez, Branson. 634 00:53:13,016 --> 00:53:14,349 He strikes. 635 00:53:17,016 --> 00:53:18,349 Branson, put me down. 636 00:53:20,724 --> 00:53:21,891 Did you find him? 637 00:53:22,850 --> 00:53:24,058 Hey, did you find him? 638 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,683 Chuck, Nonda. Nonda, Chuck. 639 00:53:29,308 --> 00:53:30,850 No, I did not find him. 640 00:53:33,767 --> 00:53:34,975 These hills are crisscrossed 641 00:53:35,142 --> 00:53:36,308 with all sorts of fresh new trails. 642 00:53:37,892 --> 00:53:39,225 Chances are he followed one off too far 643 00:53:39,392 --> 00:53:40,559 and couldn't find his way back. 644 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,851 This is the only one I found that wasn't like the others. 645 00:53:52,893 --> 00:53:54,309 So what are we gonna do? 646 00:53:54,684 --> 00:53:58,227 He only took one bottle of water, no food, no shelter. 647 00:53:58,394 --> 00:53:59,894 You didn't pack him a lunch? 648 00:54:02,894 --> 00:54:04,144 We gotta go out and look. 649 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,144 We didn't make it to the cave yesterday. 650 00:54:07,727 --> 00:54:09,352 I mean, maybe he tried this morning. 651 00:54:10,394 --> 00:54:11,435 Okay... 652 00:54:11,727 --> 00:54:12,977 Here's what we're gonna do. 653 00:54:13,144 --> 00:54:14,603 Everyone grab a yellow poncho, okay? 654 00:54:15,103 --> 00:54:16,770 They're reflective, high visibility. 655 00:54:17,353 --> 00:54:18,728 I don't need any other city folk getting lost. 656 00:54:18,895 --> 00:54:19,936 Let's go. 657 00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:43,729 You read me? 658 00:54:52,938 --> 00:54:53,980 You read me? 659 00:54:54,147 --> 00:54:55,188 Over. 660 00:54:56,980 --> 00:54:57,897 Go ahead, buck. 661 00:54:58,063 --> 00:54:59,105 How's day two? 662 00:55:01,022 --> 00:55:02,522 Chuck's gone and got himself lost. 663 00:55:05,522 --> 00:55:08,898 Well, you know the drill. 664 00:55:10,814 --> 00:55:13,148 He wouldn't have been able to miss the road. 665 00:55:13,606 --> 00:55:15,106 Little buck and I'll drive it 666 00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:17,606 just in case he got lost enough to think 667 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:18,981 it's his best chance. 668 00:55:19,523 --> 00:55:21,564 Copy that. I'll radio when we're back. 669 00:55:22,356 --> 00:55:23,564 Over and out. 670 00:55:24,524 --> 00:55:26,065 All right, listen up. 671 00:55:26,982 --> 00:55:30,565 Here's the plan. Nobody's gonna be far and never out of earshot. 672 00:55:31,024 --> 00:55:32,440 Okay? We're leaving camp 673 00:55:32,607 --> 00:55:35,274 in a V formation with me at the point. 674 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,357 Everyone else, fan out in the wings. 675 00:55:38,065 --> 00:55:41,149 If you see anything, let me know. 676 00:55:41,941 --> 00:55:42,983 Okay? 677 00:55:43,816 --> 00:55:45,025 I'll move over. 678 00:55:45,191 --> 00:55:46,858 Everyone else, following behind me. 679 00:55:47,691 --> 00:55:48,650 Got it? 680 00:55:51,858 --> 00:55:52,900 Let's go. 681 00:55:57,233 --> 00:55:58,483 You're bringing that thing? 682 00:55:58,776 --> 00:56:00,359 Yeah. 683 00:56:01,234 --> 00:56:02,901 Right now, we're just assuming Chuck's lost. 684 00:56:04,234 --> 00:56:06,442 There's always a chance he's in a much hairier situation. 685 00:57:03,945 --> 00:57:05,320 Compartment syndrome. 686 00:57:11,821 --> 00:57:13,571 Just to relieve the pressure. 687 00:57:49,282 --> 00:57:51,073 Oh, God! 688 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,032 Oh... 689 00:58:22,242 --> 00:58:24,492 We'd cover more ground if we'd separate. 690 00:58:24,950 --> 00:58:26,367 Are you breaking up with me? 691 00:58:26,617 --> 00:58:27,825 I'm not your boyfriend. 692 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,284 Branson, hey. 693 00:58:30,450 --> 00:58:31,659 What? 694 00:58:32,867 --> 00:58:34,742 I just wanna get out of here, so... 695 00:58:36,118 --> 00:58:37,201 can we focus? 696 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,244 Danny! 697 00:59:02,161 --> 00:59:04,244 Jesus, dude. I have a gun. 698 00:59:04,786 --> 00:59:06,077 Okay, I thought you were smarter than that. 699 00:59:06,244 --> 00:59:07,286 Did you do that? 700 00:59:26,037 --> 00:59:27,078 No... 701 00:59:29,538 --> 00:59:30,579 ...we didn't. 702 00:59:40,204 --> 00:59:42,621 Amy! Branson, Nonda! 703 00:59:51,205 --> 00:59:52,622 Did you find him? 704 00:59:53,039 --> 00:59:54,414 -Where's Amy? -Oh, is that your new catchphrase? 705 00:59:54,580 --> 00:59:56,205 Look the fuck up, Nonda. 706 01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:02,831 Your dad didn't do this shit, right? 707 01:00:03,748 --> 01:00:04,790 No. 708 01:00:05,581 --> 01:00:06,665 It ain't bear season. 709 01:00:07,790 --> 01:00:09,290 They're mean fuckers this time of year. 710 01:00:09,456 --> 01:00:10,623 Where's Amy? 711 01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:12,540 She has to be within earshot. 712 01:00:13,123 --> 01:00:14,123 Amy! 713 01:00:15,206 --> 01:00:16,456 - Amy! - Hey! 714 01:00:16,623 --> 01:00:18,123 Are you trying to get us all killed? 715 01:00:18,456 --> 01:00:20,541 Are you absolutely sure this wasn't your family or something? 716 01:00:20,707 --> 01:00:21,749 No! 717 01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:24,332 It isn't bear season, faggot. 718 01:00:24,499 --> 01:00:26,541 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -No, it's all right. 719 01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,874 He's just trying to get his cherry popped. 720 01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:30,082 Stop it! 721 01:00:34,124 --> 01:00:35,166 Amy's fast. 722 01:00:35,832 --> 01:00:37,208 She'd be at the caves already. 723 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:39,500 How would she know the way? 724 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,875 There's entrances everywhere. 725 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,333 She could've just stumbled into it. 726 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,750 Unless whatever got that bear... 727 01:00:46,917 --> 01:00:47,833 So not helpful right now. 728 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,042 ...got her, too. 729 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:53,417 So we head to the caves. 730 01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:56,126 Together. 731 01:00:57,043 --> 01:00:58,084 Fine by me. 732 01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:01,001 Single file. 733 01:01:01,543 --> 01:01:02,584 Behind me. Let's go. 734 01:01:24,044 --> 01:01:25,085 Alright. 735 01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:27,544 Keep moving forward and fan out. 736 01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:29,878 The entrance is right over these rocks. 737 01:01:31,336 --> 01:01:32,503 But wait for me to go inside. 738 01:01:33,003 --> 01:01:34,045 And you're going? 739 01:01:34,836 --> 01:01:36,170 To the ridge. 740 01:01:36,586 --> 01:01:38,086 If Amy missed this valley, that's where she ended up. 741 01:01:38,628 --> 01:01:39,545 Then I'll go, too. 742 01:01:40,795 --> 01:01:41,795 No, man. 743 01:01:42,461 --> 01:01:44,170 I don't trust you with that thing on your face. 744 01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:45,711 Then me. 745 01:01:47,129 --> 01:01:48,171 They need you here. 746 01:01:50,171 --> 01:01:51,754 I can see it in your waistband. 747 01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:57,796 -Then I'll go. -No. 748 01:01:58,254 --> 01:01:59,462 You stay with me. 749 01:02:00,587 --> 01:02:01,629 All right, then. 750 01:02:03,629 --> 01:02:04,672 Tanner. 751 01:02:05,297 --> 01:02:06,838 If you ain't back in 20 minutes, 752 01:02:07,797 --> 01:02:09,213 we're getting out of here. 753 01:02:11,630 --> 01:02:12,672 Yeah. 754 01:02:13,755 --> 01:02:15,172 Turn off the safety. 755 01:02:29,589 --> 01:02:33,423 Now, my brother knew a lot about a lot of things. 756 01:02:33,631 --> 01:02:35,798 But women wasn't one of them. 757 01:02:36,589 --> 01:02:38,006 And bampires? 758 01:02:38,507 --> 01:02:39,715 Well... 759 01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,882 poor kid never knew what hit him. 760 01:02:55,215 --> 01:02:56,258 Amy! 761 01:02:59,216 --> 01:03:00,550 Amy... 762 01:03:02,091 --> 01:03:03,133 What are you trying to-- 763 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:04,341 Hey! 764 01:03:05,383 --> 01:03:06,425 Amy! 765 01:03:07,883 --> 01:03:09,383 Amy, come on out. 766 01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:12,800 We've only got 20 minutes. 767 01:03:15,592 --> 01:03:16,634 Where you at? 768 01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,009 Amy. 769 01:04:00,844 --> 01:04:01,803 Amy? 770 01:04:03,511 --> 01:04:05,136 Amy, come on. Quit messing around. 771 01:04:05,303 --> 01:04:06,470 I know you're out here. 772 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:10,262 Amy! 773 01:04:22,304 --> 01:04:25,013 Amy, if you're just playing-- 774 01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,555 This ain't funny! 775 01:04:41,222 --> 01:04:42,139 Was that...? 776 01:04:42,306 --> 01:04:44,014 -Tanner? -Hopefully. 777 01:04:44,181 --> 01:04:45,681 Fuck you, Branson, okay? Fuck you. 778 01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:47,056 I don't need to hear that right now. 779 01:04:47,222 --> 01:04:49,139 Well, fuck you. It's the truth. 780 01:04:49,847 --> 01:04:51,556 What if someone's out here with us? 781 01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:53,014 We need to go back to camp. 782 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,722 -Now. No. -What about-- 783 01:04:54,889 --> 01:04:55,806 Fuck Tanner. 784 01:04:55,972 --> 01:04:57,347 Fuck Amy. 785 01:04:57,557 --> 01:04:59,640 Fuck the professor and his monster-fucking-- 786 01:05:03,098 --> 01:05:04,140 Fuck you, too. 787 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,390 - Tanner! - Oh, shit! 788 01:05:14,098 --> 01:05:15,141 She... 789 01:05:17,058 --> 01:05:18,099 She-- 790 01:05:18,433 --> 01:05:19,641 She's not-- 791 01:05:19,808 --> 01:05:20,974 She's not letting you get out of here. 792 01:05:24,558 --> 01:05:26,349 Do you think he meant Amy? 793 01:05:27,016 --> 01:05:28,974 - No, no, It can't be. - Fuck! 794 01:05:29,349 --> 01:05:30,808 Here, help me get this thing in here. 795 01:05:32,183 --> 01:05:33,767 Danny, I think he's fucking dying! 796 01:05:33,934 --> 01:05:34,975 Okay, okay. 797 01:05:39,934 --> 01:05:41,434 - Is it working? - I don't know. 798 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,184 It’s not a fucking camcorder! 799 01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:46,600 Fuck! 800 01:05:49,059 --> 01:05:50,310 I think I got something. 801 01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:52,685 SOS, Mayday. 802 01:05:52,893 --> 01:05:54,726 We need help. Tanner's really fucking hurt. 803 01:05:54,893 --> 01:05:56,268 Say again, buck. 804 01:05:56,435 --> 01:05:57,476 You're breaking up. 805 01:05:58,268 --> 01:05:59,185 You there? 806 01:06:13,477 --> 01:06:14,977 Go, go, go! 807 01:06:15,144 --> 01:06:16,602 -Wait, Danny! -Go, go! 808 01:06:38,645 --> 01:06:39,645 Dad? 809 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,729 -Yeah? -I'm tired. 810 01:06:44,396 --> 01:06:45,813 Yeah. 811 01:06:45,979 --> 01:06:48,104 He would've made it out to the road by now. 812 01:06:50,188 --> 01:06:51,688 We're gonna go out there? 813 01:06:53,063 --> 01:06:54,479 Well, your brother wouldn't have rigged up 814 01:06:54,646 --> 01:06:56,354 old faithful for no reason. 815 01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:36,107 Hello? 816 01:07:39,316 --> 01:07:40,566 Hello, I'm here! 817 01:07:44,274 --> 01:07:45,316 Hello? 818 01:08:10,026 --> 01:08:11,068 My word. 819 01:08:19,609 --> 01:08:21,234 That's no musk deer. 820 01:08:27,194 --> 01:08:28,235 Amazing. 821 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:31,735 Truly. Ah! 822 01:08:35,985 --> 01:08:37,402 Fuck! Fuck! 823 01:08:37,902 --> 01:08:39,152 Fuck! Fuck! 824 01:08:40,694 --> 01:08:41,777 Branson... 825 01:08:42,777 --> 01:08:45,653 please, please, stop. 826 01:08:47,653 --> 01:08:50,195 I just want to protect you, okay? 827 01:08:51,903 --> 01:08:53,986 I know. I know. 828 01:08:55,361 --> 01:08:58,403 Just give me the gun, 829 01:08:58,778 --> 01:08:59,820 okay? 830 01:09:00,570 --> 01:09:01,571 It'll help. 831 01:09:02,029 --> 01:09:03,071 I promise. 832 01:09:04,821 --> 01:09:06,487 We'll protect each other, alright? 833 01:09:07,862 --> 01:09:08,904 Alright. 834 01:09:14,737 --> 01:09:15,779 Nonda... 835 01:09:20,530 --> 01:09:21,822 I think I want to date you. 836 01:09:23,697 --> 01:09:24,738 For real? 837 01:09:25,155 --> 01:09:26,197 Yeah. 838 01:09:27,738 --> 01:09:29,072 Me too. 839 01:09:33,447 --> 01:09:34,988 Branson! 840 01:09:51,073 --> 01:09:52,114 Ah! 841 01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:59,285 And that's how bampires multiply. 842 01:11:00,493 --> 01:11:03,536 First there was one, then two. 843 01:11:04,286 --> 01:11:06,244 Who knows how many there are now. 844 01:11:06,703 --> 01:11:08,911 They spread like wildfire. 845 01:11:09,703 --> 01:11:12,078 Soon, there won't even be enough forest left 846 01:11:12,244 --> 01:11:13,453 to contain them all. 847 01:11:25,745 --> 01:11:26,787 Daniel! 848 01:11:30,579 --> 01:11:31,620 Daniel! 849 01:12:00,664 --> 01:12:01,747 Hey, Dad. 850 01:12:02,247 --> 01:12:04,247 -Yeah? -What's the weirdest thing 851 01:12:04,414 --> 01:12:05,914 you'd ever eat? 852 01:12:07,164 --> 01:12:08,664 Hmm. 853 01:12:09,539 --> 01:12:11,747 I gotta think on that one. 854 01:12:23,248 --> 01:12:24,873 What do you think it'd be like? 855 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:26,582 Hmm? 856 01:12:27,373 --> 01:12:28,915 Being chewed up? 857 01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:34,416 You know, my buddy ate a monkey one time. 858 01:12:34,916 --> 01:12:36,124 Nuh-uh. 859 01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:39,249 Yeah. He said it tasted like a-- 860 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:49,584 Now, I've seen a lot of fucked up things in my life, 861 01:12:50,209 --> 01:12:52,167 but when that deer jumped out in front of our truck 862 01:12:52,334 --> 01:12:54,042 that night, 863 01:12:54,209 --> 01:12:57,709 nothing could have prepared me for what I saw next. 864 01:12:58,584 --> 01:13:00,375 What the f-- 865 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,042 Oh... 866 01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:05,876 Wha-- N-- No. 867 01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:10,793 Wha-- Fuck. 868 01:13:11,876 --> 01:13:13,251 Fuck, oh... 869 01:14:26,214 --> 01:14:29,922 I don't remember how I was created. 870 01:14:34,298 --> 01:14:37,256 I don't know what you'll remember. 871 01:14:42,590 --> 01:14:43,631 Nothing. 872 01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:45,590 I hope. 873 01:14:52,507 --> 01:14:53,549 Ah. 874 01:14:58,007 --> 01:14:59,882 Sweet goodness, Daniel. 875 01:15:00,591 --> 01:15:01,674 Are you in there? 876 01:15:07,925 --> 01:15:10,050 Oh-- oh, dearie. 877 01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:14,758 Help must be nearby. 878 01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:16,550 I'll return soon, I swear it. 879 01:15:59,011 --> 01:16:00,428 Professor? 880 01:16:10,345 --> 01:16:11,928 Oh, fuck. 881 01:16:21,012 --> 01:16:22,387 Oh, fuck. 882 01:17:04,181 --> 01:17:05,639 Wait for me! 883 01:17:11,599 --> 01:17:13,140 Okay, 884 01:17:20,182 --> 01:17:21,224 Fuck. 885 01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:28,266 Fuck. 886 01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:43,892 Oh, fuck. 887 01:18:13,727 --> 01:18:16,352 Come on! 888 01:18:20,394 --> 01:18:21,436 Fuck! 889 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:47,520 Oh, thank G-- 890 01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:56,608 What'd it taste like? 891 01:19:56,858 --> 01:19:58,566 Hmm? What? 892 01:19:58,941 --> 01:20:00,399 The monkey. 893 01:20:00,608 --> 01:20:04,109 Oh! He said it tasted like a squirrel. 894 01:20:12,984 --> 01:20:14,609 What a perspective. 895 01:20:19,485 --> 01:20:20,901 Squirrel? 896 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,193 Well, it kind of makes a bit of sense, don't it? 897 01:20:34,110 --> 01:20:37,027 Run, little buck. 898 01:20:47,319 --> 01:20:48,361 Danny! 899 01:20:48,569 --> 01:20:49,694 Nonda? 900 01:20:50,861 --> 01:20:51,902 Nonda? 901 01:20:52,111 --> 01:20:53,152 Danny? 902 01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:55,195 Oh, my God. 903 01:20:56,195 --> 01:20:57,903 I don't know what I am. 904 01:21:01,237 --> 01:21:02,945 You're a predator. 905 01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:05,362 No. 906 01:21:07,820 --> 01:21:09,653 Don't come near us. 907 01:21:24,821 --> 01:21:25,863 Danny! 908 01:21:26,863 --> 01:21:28,822 I'm so sorry. 909 01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:40,030 We are tired of being hunted. 910 01:21:46,656 --> 01:21:47,573 Please. 911 01:22:42,993 --> 01:22:44,034 Nathan? 912 01:22:47,743 --> 01:22:49,701 Stay away from me. 913 01:23:08,785 --> 01:23:10,452 And ever since that night, 914 01:23:10,910 --> 01:23:14,578 it's been pretty much me against the bampires. 915 01:23:22,495 --> 01:23:24,245 They're home! You idiot. 916 01:23:31,204 --> 01:23:34,329 Well, I guess that brings us back to tonight. 917 01:23:34,787 --> 01:23:37,121 There I am, exhausted from protecting 918 01:23:37,287 --> 01:23:40,829 these woods, finally getting some rest. 919 01:23:47,955 --> 01:23:49,788 Damn it. 920 01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:51,538 I put up a sign. 921 01:24:05,539 --> 01:24:06,581 Not again. 922 01:24:17,914 --> 01:24:19,331 Let's get you out of here. 923 01:24:27,415 --> 01:24:28,624 You're gonna be fine. 924 01:24:34,707 --> 01:24:35,749 Believe it or not, 925 01:24:37,082 --> 01:24:38,332 I've seen worse. 926 01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:43,875 And that's my story. 927 01:24:44,291 --> 01:24:45,750 It's not a happy one. 928 01:24:46,125 --> 01:24:50,291 I'm still here, still fixing to die in this damn forest. 929 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,166 And every time I stumble 930 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:56,000 on an abandoned campsite, a body in the woods, 931 01:24:56,333 --> 01:24:59,209 or another goddamn animal attack, 932 01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:02,251 there's a part of me that knows this world 933 01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:06,667 will never be as simple as it once was. 934 01:25:07,626 --> 01:25:08,834 Oh, come 935 01:25:09,001 --> 01:25:10,042 on.